What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Romans rights.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A horse walks into a barn.

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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