Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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girls basketball

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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