- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

bryden is a faggot

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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