- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Chicken penis.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

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