Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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Donald Trump

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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