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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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