- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What did the little boy ask for for Christmas? A new brain, as he has a malignant tumor, he died.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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The WNBA.

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You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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