What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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hi bye

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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My life :(

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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