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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are people, and are a nation and ethnoreligious group originating in the Israelites or Hebrews of the Ancient Near East. A pizza on the other hand is an Italian dish made up of cheese, bread sauces and multiple toppings.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What is the difference between a plum and an elephant? One is purple, and not an elephant.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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