Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up you retarded poet!

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Anti Joke

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