- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

Roses come in a variety of colors.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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