- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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