What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar. A: Ouch

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A: What time is it? B: Half past six.

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

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Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Vicky is my best friend.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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Fun fact: If you took the skin of an average person and laid it flat you would have enough to get a pretty serious criminal conviction, amirite?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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