- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

The Game.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

a little boy takes his lacrosse stick to his mom and says "hey mom this is bob" the mom says "hi bob" and she says to her son "does bob say hi back?" and the boy says "no mom. hes a lacrosse stick."

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