hahahahaha thats not funny

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An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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full house

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

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So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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