What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

womens rights

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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