- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

Come In!

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away privileges that she normally would have had had she not misbehaved.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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