Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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Anti Joke

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