- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Q: Why was George Washington buried on a hill? A: Because he's dead.

How much Is a free app on my market?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A Russian who dosen't like vodka

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

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