- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Flop dog

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Snarf Nuggets

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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