Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Shoot her in the head repeatedly

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Anti Joke

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