Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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A blind man walks into a wall.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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