- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

How do you spell eight? 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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