- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

the love boat

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

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