- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

A bar walks into a man... Wait...

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

Morning wood.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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