- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

I told you it would happen

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Where does the Queen keep her armies? In various military bases across the country.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

brian mcgee is gay!

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

what is worse than bitting into your apple and finding a worm? 9/11

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

How much Is a free app on my market?

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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