- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Black People.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

Woman's rights

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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