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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

im a willy bum bum

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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