what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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What do you call a partially deaf obese man? Anything you want, it's unlikely that he'll hear you. If he does manage to catch what you said, your chances of outrunning him are very good considering that he's likely to tire before you, unless you're overweight yourself of course. If this is the case then perhaps you should hit the gym, obesity is a growing problem in the Western world and greatly increases your chance of heart disease and/or diabetes.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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