Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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