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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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