1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Guess What! HI!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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