- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

The Game

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Do you like fishsticks No

GADZOOKS!

what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; *knock knock*, Who's There? Not Sally.