Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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My parents died!

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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