- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

whats white and looks like paper paper

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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