So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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HOLY SHIT, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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