Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Religion.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger. Unless it's muscular dystrophy.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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What do you call a blind man on a jet ski? Dead.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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