Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Q: whats snoop doggs favourite weather? A: drizzle

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh wait i screwed up, Because of u

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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