Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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Gay's

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

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What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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