A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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you and your family will die tonight

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I was born.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why did the

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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LET

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A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

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Anti Joke

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