- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? because he is dead -Eden Hogg

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

im a willy bum bum

What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a hairless penis, whatever gay name you decided to nickname it

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

this sentence will end in the way you expected.

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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