- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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