- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What do flowers and people have in common? They both die.

Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Yo mama so fat, she should see a doctor to discuss healthier lifestyles.

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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