- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

who ever is reading this....

What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

the asian kid gets an F

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Knock Knock Not Yet

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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