It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

._____________________. Whale!

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

JUST KIDDING^

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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