Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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AIDS

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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