- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

A handicapp walks into a bar

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Adam Sandler is still funny ! cough

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