Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

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How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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