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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

What's 9+10? 19

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