What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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Poop swing

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

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