what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

why harry potter, if he was a wizard?

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

i dont like attention whores lol

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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