Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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acualy is dolan

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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Snarf Nuggets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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