- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

25 kids go into the water. shark in the water. 10 come out. Ice cream man deals with the rest of 'em.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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