A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

Flop dog

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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