What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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hit the thumbs down button

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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hi michael

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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