i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

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where do some birds live in? Earth

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

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