- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

hahahahaha thats not funny

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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