Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

An English man walks into a pub.

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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