If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Nickelback

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knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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The banana, the raspberry and the pear arrived to the party, then the carrot and the tomato arrived as well, but when the apple and the orange arrived the banana left... ...This where just getting to fruity...

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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