- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

what do you do when you see a black guy with half a face. call an ambulance because hes most likely in serious pain

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