- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a blender? A: None. It is a sick and depraved act that is probably illegal anyway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

Do you like fishsticks No

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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