- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Women's rights.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

Membean

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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