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How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

What's that in the road.... a-head?

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

A bear walked into a bar and said to the bartender," I'd li.........................ke one beer please. " The bartender replied, " Sure. But why the big pause? "

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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