- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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