A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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