A woodchuck could chuck wood but a woodchuck couldn't chuck Norris because Norris isn't a type of wood.

Wombat monkey juice.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

roses are red. violets are violet...

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Halts Maul Reid. Das ist, was ich rede.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

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