- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Poop swing

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

Romans rights.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

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