- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

so... how about that airplane food

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

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