- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Pull my finger ouch..

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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