A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

._____________________. Whale!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

What's the difference between a duck

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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