- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

A child is watching Saturday cartoons when is father walks in and, the child is aware that the father was on an all night binge and is verbally abused

Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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