Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

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What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

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How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

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How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Autism speaks but not really

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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