- Anti Joke

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

"The Civil War wasn't won in a day, it was won in a lifetime." -Marc Cruz

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.