- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Autism speaks but not really

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... __/\_/\_/\_________________

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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