- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

You see how lame this is?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

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